Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Neurotic Writer and the Newest Conspiracy

The Neurotic Writer and the Newest Conspiracy

(Just for laughs)

Suzie Writer: "It's a conspiracy I tell you!"

Therapist: "What now?"

Suzie Writer: "I spent an hour typing up my blog post and I am suddenly unable to copy and paste it onto Blogger."

Therapist: "What's the consipracy?"

Suzie Writer: "Don't you see? Those New York Times Writers have formed an alliance to keep us struggling writers from joining their ranks."

Therapist: "And they corrupted Blogger?"

Suzie Writer: "Why not? OR maybe they hacked into it. OR maybe they heard how wonderful I am and they are only targeting me."

Therapist: "Do you really believe that?"

Suzie Writer: "Of course I think I'm wonderful. They teach self esteem in school these days."

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