Okay, Halloween is fast approaching and witches, werewolves and things that go bump in the night are about to hit everyone's neighborhood. Since I write paranormal romance among other things, I started thinking of what type of monster I would like to be. A witch? Maybe, if I don't have to have a big wart on the end of my nose. After all, I might be able to change a frog into a prince.
Or would I prefer being a werewolf and howl at the moon? No. I don't think so. All that shaving would be too time consuming.
No I think I'd like to be a shape shifter. Just think of all those conversations I could overhear as a fly on the wall (yes, I know that's a cliche). Talk about reading fodder. As a shapshifter, I can be a cat and cuddle up to the neighbor across the street that I have this absolutely huge crush over. If it gets too cold, I can fly south for the winter. I can think of sooooo many possibilities.
What about you? What type of monster would you like to be?